TONIGHT’S MEETING, CLUB REVIEW, JOKES
TONIGHT’S MEETING
Venue: LCC, 6 for 6.30 pm
Program: Oz Tag in Liverpool
Welcome: Noeline Newton
We return to our Normal Venue with President Ted in the chair with members back from Vietnam.
Noeline Newton will be our Guest Speaker and she will be telling us about Oz Tag in Liverpool
Noeline is a past recipient of a PHF from the Rotary club of Liverpool West and has been a champion of our community for many years.
CLUB REVIEW & ANNOUNCEMENTS
Looking Forward - Next week: Ovarian cancer, 23 Aug: VVP trip report night at Bach Dang with numbers needed by Friday 13 Aug. The Police Officer of the Year Presentation night with first class entertainment is a highlighted event on 20 Sep, followed by our Charity Golf Day event on 19 Oct. More Information under Event Reviews…
19 July 2011 Meeting - Youth Liaison Officer Constable Mary Bakijovski spoke to us about the Green Valley Police Youth Camp at Mowbray Park, Picton with 12 Youths from Miller, Cartwright, Busby, Heckenberg, Ashcroft and Sadleir for which we will now sponsor at a cost of $3,000.00.
We also heard from Crime Prevention Officer: Constable Cisco Retamales who hoped that we may team up with them and run a BBQ in a targeted area while police manned a crime prevention mobile van in an effort to improve community relations and prevent crime.
ANNUAL MEMBERSHIP FEES for 2011 - 2012
Annual Membership Fees will be unchanged from last year, we offer two payment options:-
1. $200 payable by 31 August 2010; or
2. The instalments option of two payments of $105 the first payable by 31 August 2010 and the second by 31 January 2011.
Fees can either be paid at the meeting our electronically to our General Account with Qantas Staff Credit Union Limited, Hurstville – BSB 704 – 865 Account: 7186594, be sure to include your name in the reference.
BIRTHDAYS & ANNIVERSARIES
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Birthdays
12 – Aug (Fri) – Les Still
16 – Aug (Tues) – Tim Wong |
Anniversaries
15-Aug (Mon) – Jim & Sue Leahy |
JOKES
Let's put Pensioners in Jail & Criminals in Nursing Homes.
This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.
They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out.
They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.
Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.
A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell.
They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.
They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counselling, pool and education.
Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on request.
Private and secure rooms for all with an outdoor yard for exercise, complete with gardens.
Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls.
There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.
The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised. Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and pay $600.00 per week and have no hope of ever getting out.