Gary Halliday posted on November 18, 2009 12:30
Due to envisaged gaps in attendance in the early months of 2010, the current commitments officer intends to buy himself a fake watch for his official retirement on 8 December. This naturally opens wonderful opportunities. Maybe you have a fake watch for sale. Maybe you are a person capable of following up 5 clubs for attendance commitments for when we hold the Joint Club Presentation for the Inbound GSE team in March 2010.
Candidates considering this wonderful opportunity should put on their best tie or scarf on, look as gullible as possible and interview themself in the mirror. Successful candidates should then advise President Charles immediately, as the aim is to fill this important one off job on 24 November, or as soon there after. A GSE Presentation Flyer will then be produced with your contact details.
The job may entail confirming all clubs will transfer their meeting, promote and circulate commitment sheets from the commencement of 4 weeks out and provide their list of names to you in time to book numbers at LCC a week in advance. Good luck with your application.